| | Animal Jokes :: #3350 By Anon from United Kingdom A new recruit joins the French foreign legion, after 6 months he is desperate for sex. He asked an old member, "What do you do for Sex around here?"
The man replied, "We use Doris."
"Who's Doris?" The man replied, "Camel in stable." The new recruiter said, "Yuk I'm not that desperate."
After a year, he can't take it any more. He walks to the stable, grabs a stool and starts humping the Camel. In walks an Old member and looks disgusted. "Uh you pervert, we use Doris to ride to the Brothel!" Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
| | | | SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com | | | |
No comments:
Post a Comment