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Judges :: #16911 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth Dorset United Kingdom A man is in court for murder and the judge says, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." Then a voice at the back of the court says, "You bastard!" The judge continues, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer." Again the voice at the back of the court says, "You bastard!" The judge says, "Now, we cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt, now what is the problem?" Then the man at the back of the court says, 'Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard and every time I asked to borrow a hammer he said he never had one!' Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com