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Animal Jokes :: #1093 By Andrew Edmonds from Unknown There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Safety :: #3772 By from USA. What children should know We all know that dialing 911 can save lives. Teach your children how to use this valuable emergency service with these tips. Tell your children to first find a trusted adult in an emergency. If a trusted adult isn't available, they should dial 911. Show young children how to dial 911 on the phone. Make sure to say "9-1-1" and not "9-11." Watch them have a trial run (unhook the phone, of course) Explain that 911 is for emergencies – and make it clear what a real emergency look like. List the reasons they might call 911, such as a house fire, a car accident, or if someone is hurt so badly that he or she can't move or talk. Explain what an emergency does not look like. (Hint: it's not when they can't find a favorite toy or have been tripped by the dog.) Let them know that calling 911 when there isn't an emergency is dangerous and wrong. Teach your children that they can trust the 911 dispatcher, and that it's OK to answer any questions – even if they seem personal. Make sure your children know their address.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com