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Sex Jokes :: #920
By Corey Chapman from USA.
Two girlfriends where walking down the street and one sees her boyfriend in a flower store buying flowers and tells her friend "shit I hate when my boyfriend buys me flowers he always expects something from me". Her friend says, "What's wrong with that I think its sweet". The girl says I am tired of laying on my back with my legs spread open for three days". Her friend replies: "Why don't you just buy a vase"...
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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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