Monday, June 4, 2012

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The Joke of The Day
Elderly Jokes :: #11346
By Anonymous from USA.

Maurice an 82 year-old man went to the doctor for his physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later do doctor spoke to Maurice and said, "You're really dong great, aren't you?"

Maurice replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: "Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The doctor said, "I did not say that. I said, "You got a heart murmur. Be careful."




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Self-Improvement :: #2553
By Raksakul from Thailand

The Way of Life
Life is not complicated; it is just the way we interpret.

If we consider the happened thing as a common matter, we can easily accept, live and learn with them. But if we consider the happened thing as an obstacle, we will down and give up our hope.



 
 
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