| ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vh_SHA3kxcpYffoRaPvqJWB4lyzy8JmYEZQInc6Gdn_ujposeZt7OJcRq1Gg1A6WSxNFyhqvFVEuwB0LAvcHXBgi4LhRpfKgc8kiqraZlP9gA-A9A=s0-d) Marriage Jokes :: #14162 By Ali-Abbas from United Kingdom "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married."
Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t830MFOVMe4UxNEXduxy-AEddLUtZpoSi-sy30nUuG9gyJR9JZRWjhuI86TubVeGb7NVMzNOly8_fU0jZrUMJ5SOyTrdJ860-92qz_FFBSC5S3uQ=s0-d) Automotive :: #80 By Martin from Brea USA. Check your tires for proper inflation Underinflation wastes fuel - your engine has to work harder to push the vehicle. Wheels that are out-of-line (as evidenced by uneven tread wear or vehicle pulling) make the engine work harder, too. Properly maintained tires will last longer, meaning fewer scrap tires have to be disposed.
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