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Military Jokes :: #16521 By Anonymous from USA. During a simulated attack, the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy, as the sergeant calls it. Bawling out orders, he notices that one recruit shows little response. "You there," the sergeant shouts, "the imaginary enemy is advancing, and your are caught in the crossfire. Action!" The recruit takes two steps to one side. "What are you doing, man?" Yells the sergeant, purple with fury. "I'm taking shelter behind an imaginary tree, Sergeant," answers the recruit calmly. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Education :: #2322 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom Definition of Education Education is what is left after you have forgotten all that you have been taught.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com