Sunday, December 23, 2012

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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #15488
By Owens Pomeroy from USA.

Pulling into the crowded parking lot at the shopping center

rolled down the car windows to make sure my puppy had

fresh air. She was stretched full out on the back seat and I

wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I

walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car

and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? "Stay!

Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young lady, gave

me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"




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Proverbs :: #3793
By kask from enugu Nigeria

Learn to forgive.
Learn to write your hurts in the sand where the wind of forgiveness will erase them and carve your benefits in the stone where nothing will erase them.

- Anonymous -

 
 
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