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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A church was preparing for Christmas services, and the pastor
decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway. The job was
promptly delegated to a church member.

The member called the banner company and told the man on the
phone the banner lettering he wanted and the dimensions
needed for the entryway.

A few days later the sign arrived, with the following
lettering: "Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two
feet wide".
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Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus: who,
being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal
with God: but made himself of no reputation, and took upon
him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of
men: and being found in fashion as a man, he humbled
himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of
the cross.

Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a
name which is above every name: that at the name of Jesus
every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in
earth, and things under the earth; and that every tongue
should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of
God the Father. -Philippians 2:5

Have a merry Christmas!

Sincerely,
Joe Cosity


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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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