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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other
was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other
thought it was too cold. If one said something was too loud,
the other claimed the volume was just right. Opposite in
every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom &
gloom pessimist.

Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Eve their father
loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and
game. The optimist's room he loaded with buckets of horse
manure.

That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and
found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.

"Why are you crying?" the father asked.

"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all
these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff,
I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually
get broken." answered the pessimist twin.

Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him
dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so
happy about?" he asked.

To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a
pony in here somewhere!"
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There is a generation that curseth their father, and doth
not bless their mother. There is a generation that are pure
in their own eyes, and yet is not washed from their filthiness.

There is a generation, O how lofty are their eyes! and their
eyelids are lifted up. There is a generation, whose teeth
are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the
poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men.

The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. There
are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four things
say not, It is enough: the grave; and the barren womb; the
earth that is not filled with water; and the fire that saith
not, It is enough.

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey
his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and
the young eagles shall eat it. -Proverbs 30:11

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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