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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Anna: Jett, Didn't you borrow $50 a few weeks ago from me?

Jett: Yes, I did. And I wrote a note to myself to pay you back.

Anna: Well?

Jett: I guess I forgot to mail the note.

"The wicked borrows but does not pay back, but the righteous is generous and gives." -Psalm 37:21

"It is better that you should not vow than that you should vow and not pay." -Ecclesiastes 5:5
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We are under constant obligation to live for God; no vow can make it more so. Yet, there may be cases in which we should bind ourselves to take up some particular cross, to perform some particular duty, to forego some particular attachment that does not tend to bring our souls nearer to God. Then, if fully determined, and strong in faith relative to the point, bind and hold fast; but if not fully, rationally, and conscientiously determined, "do not suffer thy mouth to cause thy soul to sin."

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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