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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, Sally made a
list of things she needed to do, including taking food out of the
freezer and grocery shopping.

As it happened, a friend whom Sally had been promising to take to
lunch called to ask about going out right then. Having no
objections, Sally hopped into the car and taped her "To do" list
to the dashboard before leaving to pick her friend up.

As Sally's friend settled into the car, she caught sight of the
"To do" list and her face immediately dropped.

"Thanks a lot!" she sulked after noticing the first item on the
list.

It read: "Take out the Turkey."
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Do you sometimes feel like you are someone else's turkey?

But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren
beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen
you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief
of the truth: whereunto he called you by our gospel, to the
obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye
have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle. Now our Lord
Jesus Christ himself, and God, even our Father, which hath loved
us, and hath given us everlasting consolation and good hope
through grace, Comfort your hearts, and stablish you in every
good word and work. -2 Thes. 2:13-17

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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