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Blonde Jokes :: #14294
By Anonymous from USA.
This old couple lives in a cottage in front of an old country road with many potholes. Its 2 o'clock in the morning. It's pouring rain outside and pitch black. This old couple is sitting up on the sofa watching TV when they hear a knock at the door. The old man goes and answers it. When he opens the door, a blonde appears and asks, "Can you give me a push?" The old man yells," NO YOU FOOL! IT 2 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!" and slams the door in her face. He storms back to the sofa and his wife asks him who was at the door. The man told her about the blonde and how she wanted a push. The wife says, "Well, when YOU were in need of a push, YOU sure wanted one!" and forces him to go back outside and help the woman. The man goes outside and calls, "Ma'am? Are you still out here?" A voice replies, "Yeah, over here by the swing!"
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Money :: #1075
By Andrew Perry from Houston USA.
Saving during this time of a struggling economy
The elite do not fear change, for it is a prosperous man that makes the most of his cents. Change is good, especially when it is in your pocket.
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