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Elderly Jokes :: #16423
By Anonymous from USA.
Son: Mom, hi. How are you? How's everything in Florida?
Mom: Not too good. I've been weak.
Son: Why are you weak?
Mom: Never mind.
Son: What's wrong?
Mom: Never mind. It's okay.
Son: Why are you weak, Mom?
Mom: I haven't eaten in thirty days.
Son: That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten?
Mom: Because I didn't want my mouth to be fill with food if you should call!
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Health :: #157
By Julie Johnson from Jefferson USA.
Grapes in oil
Cooking food with olive oil is not the only way to lower cholesterol levels; grape seed oil is a flavorsome alternative with added health benefits. Grape seed oil is high in antioxidants, vitamin E, and has the ability to raise HDL (good) cholesterol levels and lower LDL (bad) cholesterol levels like that of olive oil. The effect is due to the oil's poly- and monounsaturated fat content. Also, the slight nutty flavor of this oil complements other foods such as salads, breads, and vegetables.
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