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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

As the railroad conductor entered our car, my friend discovered he had left his ticket at home.

Trying to joke his way out of the awkward situation, my friend told the conductor, "I'm not a dishonest guy. Look, my face is my ticket."

The conductor didn't miss a beat.

"And my duty," he said, "is to punch every ticket."
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For "Whoever desires to love life and see good days, let him keep his tongue from evil and his lips from speaking deceit" -1 Peter 3:10

The eyes of the LORD are toward the righteous and his ears toward their cry. -Psalm 34:15

It's our Human nature to seek escape from times of difficulty that lead us into unjust circumstances and to get away from our problems; but God sees everything we do, even when no one around us does.

The eyes of the Lord are upon the righteous,.... These are the same with them that fear the Lord, and do good; not that they become righteous in the sight of God, or are justified before him, by their fear of him, and by their good works; but these are the fruits and effects of grace, showing them to be righteous persons; for it is only by the righteousness of Christ that men are righteous before God: and upon these the eyes of the Lord are; not only his eye of Providence, to watch over them, protect them, and supply them with good things, but his eye of love; with complacency and delight he looks upon them, as clothed with the righteousness of his son; and it is with pleasure he looks upon them, that being well pleasing in his sight; seeing by it the law is magnified and made honorable; nor does he ever withdraw his eyes from them, Job 36:7.

and his ears are open unto their cry; for though they are righteous, they are sometimes in distress; their afflictions are many; the good days they are to see are hereafter; and at those times they cry unto the Lord; which is to be understood of prayer, and of the vehemence and fervency of it, when they have the ear of God, and he shows himself to be a God hearing and answering prayer.

So we must be responsible in every situation we face.

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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