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Kid Jokes :: #14544 By Aaliyah Jones from USA. A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table. "What are you doing?" asked his mom. "The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Interpersonal Skills :: #1732 By Jamie Khalidi from Mumbai India Silence is Golden Speech needs company; silence needs solitude Speech wants to conquer others; silence helps conquer oneself Speech demands respect, silence commands it Speech is self -expression; silence is self-experience Speech is mind bound, silence is soul bound Speech asserts ego; silence effaces it Speech dissipates ego; silence conserves it Speech is human; silence is divine Speech receives appreciation; silence receives adoration Great works are inspired by speech but written in silence Life is a flower; silence is its fragrance We surround ourselves with noise, because we are uncomfortable with silence. We fill our lives with distractions, because we are reluctant to confront     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com