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Marriage Jokes :: #16614
By from Unknown
Two women walking home after a heavy night on the booze, needed to pee, so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet paper so, one woman used her knickers and threw them away the other used a ribbon from a wreath. The next day their husbands were talking "we'd better keep an eye on our wives one said, mine came home without her knickers" "you think that is bad" said the other "mine came home with a card stuck in her arse, saying, from all the guys at the fire station we'll never forget you"
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Automotive :: #685
By Michelle Forentino from Buffalo USA.
Going in for an oil change?
Are you tired of going in for an oil change and then paying for the oil change, an air filter, a transmission flush, and new alignments that you were told you needed? Your car may not have needed any of the extra maintenance so be wary of what mechanics are telling you.
In many "quick lube" mechanic franchises, the mechanics are paid on commission and are pressured into selling a certain amount of "accessory" services every week. When you're deciding on where to take your vehicle, give a quick call before you go and find out how the employes are compensated. If you can't avoid mechanics on commission consult your vehicle's manual before you go. It should list the mileages for when you should get a new filter or have your transmission flushed. Keep records of when maintenance is performed so you know exactly when it should be done again, instead of letting some greedy mechanic tell you to pay for something that your car doesn't need!
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