Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for December 27

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Dec. 27, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. New Year's Resolutions You Can Keep 1. Read less. 2. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 3. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. 6. Drink. Drink some more. 7. Start being superstitious. 8. Spend more time at work. 9. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 10. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking! Crazy Laws - New Hampshire It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name. You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. You may not run machinery on Sundays. You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. In White Mountain Nat. Forest NH, if a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for "maintaining the national forest without a permit". Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahacomedycorner@gmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someone else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list