Saturday, December 1, 2012

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The Joke of The Day
Marriage Jokes :: #3910
By from USA.

A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, "Dear, what would you like for your present?"

Wife: I really don't think I should say.

Husband: How about a diamond ring?

Wife: I don't care much for diamonds.

Husband: well, then, a mink coat?

Wife: You know I do not like furs.

Husband: A golden necklace?

Wife: I already have three of them.

Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?

Wife: What I'd really like is a divorce

Husband: Hmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much




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Love & Dating :: #623
By lauryn flynn from adelaide Australia

~*Special people*~
Some people make the world more special by just being in it!

I know someone special!

 
 
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