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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A Sunday school teacher was telling her youngsters about
Daniel and the Lion's Den. To illustrate the lesson she had
a picture of Daniel standing, brave and confident, with a
group of lions around him. Suddenly, one little girl started
to cry.

The teacher said, "Don't cry. The lions are not going to eat
Daniel."

Snubbing back sobs and tears the girl said, "That's not what
I'm crying about. That little lion, over in the corner,
isn't going to get anything to eat."
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Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast
him into the den of lions. Now the king spake and said unto
Daniel, Thy God whom thou servest continually, he will
deliver thee.

And a stone was brought, and laid upon the mouth of the den;
and the king sealed it with his own signet, and with the
signet of his lords; that the purpose might not be changed
concerning Daniel.

Then the king went to his palace, and passed the night
fasting: neither were instruments of musick brought before
him: and his sleep went from him.

Then the king arose very early in the morning, and went in
haste unto the den of lions. And when he came to the den, he
cried with a lamentable voice unto Daniel: and the king
spake and said to Daniel, O Daniel, servant of the living
God, is thy God, whom thou servest continually, able to
deliver thee from the lions?

Then said Daniel unto the king, O king, live for ever. My
God hath sent his angel, and hath shut the lions' mouths,
that they have not hurt me: forasmuch as before him
innocency was found in me; and also before thee, O king,
have I done no hurt.

Then was the king exceeding glad for him, and commanded that
they should take Daniel up out of the den. So Daniel was
taken up out of the den, and no manner of hurt was found
upon him, because he believed in his God. -Daniel 6:16

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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