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sports 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again. Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: sports, sex Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/sports/10-things-in-golf-that-sound-dirty Add To:    Drawn Together: The Complete Series "Bring the party home" on DVD today! Four Nights of Comedy in Miami Buy your tickets to the South Beach Comedy Festival in sunny Miami, Florida!

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