I resolve never to tell my husband "I told you so" for the first 3 days
of the new year.
I resolve never to embarrass my husband by wearing cheap jewellery and
clothes.
I resolve never to work in the kitchen so I can look my best when he
comes home.
I resolve never to send the children to school so that I don't have to
complain to my husband about how they are faring.
I resolve never to take the dog for a walk cos he is a man's best
friend.
I resolve never to give the cats a bath cos my hubby needs to be
scratched.
I promise not to use Prune Juice for his Pancake syrup on Football
Sunday.
I shalt not LOL at all the "How Great it was Fishing/Hunting Stories"
this coming season.
I vow not to "Play in his Garage" whenever he offers to help "Whip up
Something for Supper"
I shalt not repeat (more than twice) "I told you so" when he trips over
his untied shoe laces.
I won't purposely trip my mother-in-law every time she comes in my
front door.
I resolve not to eat everything I can get my fat hands on!!!
I resolve never to eat convenience food again.
I will not play hide-n-go seek with my partners clothes...at all this
year!
I will not "take" things and hide them so I can watch my partner spend
3 hrs looking for whatever it is that I've taken.
I will not play with the clocks in our house during the night.
I won't dress our cats up, so they look "pretty" when my partner gets
home... who am I kidding lol!
I will *try* and act 22
I will stop signing in the shower "Raindrops are falling on my head".
I promise NOT to look like the models in the Cosmopolitan Magazine.
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