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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #22382 By from Unknown Three men are debating on what would be the fastest thing on our planet. The English says: "For me it is our thoughts because they are immediate". The French says: "I am sure it is the light because it travels at the absolute speed". The Belgian says: "You bet it is diarrhea. Before you can think or switch the light on you have already got your pants full." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Stress Control :: #331 By Eddie Robinson from Boston Mills USA. Coping with stress Many of the stressful situations we come across in your daily lives cannot be avoided or changed, but we can change how we respond to the stress. Try improving your way of dealing with stress or a stressful situation. Take a deep breath.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com