Sunday, December 27, 2009

Cock and...

Cock and...

One day Little Johnny went walking around to check out his surroundings
and found a farmer selling chickens. Little Johnny went over to the
farmer to see how much he was selling them for. The farmer asked him if
he wanted a male or a female. Little Johnny asked for both. So the
farmer said, "Here you go, one cock and one pullet."

Little Johnny got confused, and asked him what he meant. The farmer
said, "A cock is a male chicken and a pullet is a female chicken."

Little Johnny said, "Oh," and went on his way with two chickens one
under each arm. A bit further down the road he saw a donkey for sale.

He went to the man who was selling it to find out how much it was. The
man said, "The ass is 15 dollars." Little Johnny replied, "No, I want
the donkey out side in your yard." The man just said, "That's an ass."

Little Johnny, new to these terms, just said, "Oh," and bought the
donkey. As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the ass gets a bit
stubborn about going over hills, so you have to scratch him behind the
ears to get him going again."

So Little Johnny is going back home and the donkey stops dead in its
tracks and he can't get it to move. He can't scratch its ear because he
would have to drop one of the chickens and it would run away. So Little
Johnny starts to fuss and yell at the donkey. While he is doing this a
beautiful woman walks up and asks him if he needs help.

Little Johnny thinks, hey, why don't I try to impress this beautiful
woman by using my new terms that I learned today. So Little Johnny turns
to the woman and says, "Yeah, could you hold my cock and pullet while I
scratch my ass?"

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