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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

One Christmas, a busy mom decreed that she was no longer
going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties.

As a result, their grandmother never received
acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given.

The next year things were different, however.

"The children came over in person to thank me," the
grandparent told a friend triumphantly.

"How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed. "What do you think
caused the change in behavior?"

"Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I
didn't sign the checks."
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But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you,
brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the
beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of
the Spirit and belief of the truth: Whereunto he called you
by our gospel, to the obtaining of the glory of our Lord
Jesus Christ.

Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions
which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

Now our Lord Jesus Christ himself, and God, even our Father,
which hath loved us, and hath given us everlasting
consolation and good hope through grace, comfort your hearts,
and stablish you in every good word and work.
-2 Thessalonians 2:13

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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