Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Santa's Gift

Santa's Gift

A little boy sits o Santa's lap. Santa replies "I bet I know what you
want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with
every letter he spells. "T-O-Y-S"

The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."

Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter,
"C-A-N-D-Y."

Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of
candy."

"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

The little boy replies, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have
any because I can smell it on your finger!"

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