You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?"
you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox and gave
her your mail.
As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and
say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn!"
Your boss is standing behind you. And it's his wife.
While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential
information on his computer.
You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.
You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this*
week as vacation, not last week.
You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was
the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"
You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. Your
underwear is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the company
Christmas party.
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