Little Johnny Jokes :: #22076
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The teacher was some months pregnant and as she stood in front of her 5th grade class Betty asks "why is your stomach swelled up?"
So she said can anybody tell me why my stomach is swelled up?
Jane said you were bit by a snake.
Billy said you were bit by a spider.
No, neither one of those is correct she said.
So Johnny said I know why teacher.
Okay, why Johnny?
You were bit by a trouser worm.
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