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marriage Belated Guardian Angel Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: "Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you." The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk. The voice shouted, "Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die." The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "Where the hell were you when I got married last week?" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: marriage, men/women Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/marriage/belated-guardian-angel Add To:    Drawn Together: The Complete Series "Bring the party home" on DVD today! Four Nights of Comedy in Miami Buy your tickets to the South Beach Comedy Festival in sunny Miami, Florida!

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