Elderly Jokes :: #22222
By Anonymous from USA.
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
A doctor requested that his 88-year-old patient have a sperm count as
part of his annual physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 88-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing... She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the
lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit,
and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor? 'The old man
replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
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