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Police Jokes :: #18335 By BOB from BELFAST USA. A policeman spots this Bloke walking up Royal Ave. pulling a 12 foot long rope and asks, "What do you think you are doing pulling this 12 long rope up Royal Ave.?" The Bloke replied: "have you ever tried pushing it?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Home Life :: #1382 By Liz Russell from USA. How to keep Spiders Away It's hard to kill spiders because they don't lick their bodies like ants and other insects so they don't absorb insecticides. But they won't walk over sharp things. I have been successful finally after trying many things. The secret is Epsom salts! It has sharp crystals! Just pour it on windowsills and doors, inside and out. Rain will wash it away, just reapply. It's CHEAP, comes in a milk type carton, easy to use, and it WORKS !!! I have a friend who sprays Pam (water would dissolve the crystals) and then pours the Epsom salts all the way around her doors and windows, also, some on the carpet to her bedroom.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com