Friday, December 18, 2009

Tiger The Golf Pro

Tiger The Golf Pro ( Sung to Frosty the Snowman Lyrics )

Tiger the Golf Pro was a Horny, Jolly Soul, with two blackened eyes and
a broken nose and a car that doesn't go ....

There must have been some magic in that golf club Elin found . For when
she struck him on the head he began to dance around ...

Thumpetty thump thump , thumpetty thump thump , Look at Elin go ,
thumpetty thump thump, over his face and nose ...

Tiger the Golf Pro knew his Chick was hot that day , she said let's
have some fun and I'll grab your buns in a motel far away .....

Down to the village with a hard dick in his pants, yelling " where's
my bitch , I really need that Ho , can you help me find her Bro ?

That must have been a racist cop old Tiger Woods had found , he only
paused a moment when he heard that white cop holler Stop !

Tiger the Golf Pro had to hurry on his way, to see another bitch that
day , when he thought it safe and his wife was far away .

Thumpetty thump thump thump, Thumpetty thump thump, Oh God , Elin's got
a pole ! , Thumpetty thump thump , Thumpety thump thump , she hit me
from head to toe .......

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