Friday, December 18, 2009

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Airplane Jokes :: #20241
By Ralph from USA.

7 ways to annoy a flight attendant...

1- Bring your pet on the plane and then act like an animal.

2- Shove your bag into the first bin you see and then walk to your seat in the back of the plane.

3- Think that because you're on a plane you're of duty as a parent.

4- Drag on an oversize bag that's too heavy to lift by your self.

5- Gripe that you haven't been seated in the roomy exit row seat.

6- Act like you don't know the meaning of the words "under the seat in front of you".

7- Whine about the high cost of flying...




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Relationships :: #5936
By Michelle Welch from Sarnia, Ontario Canada

Trust
If someone you trust does something against you the first time, then shame on him or her; if you trust them again and they do something against you a second time, then shame on you.

 
 
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