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Airplane Jokes :: #20241 By Ralph from USA. 7 ways to annoy a flight attendant... 1- Bring your pet on the plane and then act like an animal. 2- Shove your bag into the first bin you see and then walk to your seat in the back of the plane. 3- Think that because you're on a plane you're of duty as a parent. 4- Drag on an oversize bag that's too heavy to lift by your self. 5- Gripe that you haven't been seated in the roomy exit row seat. 6- Act like you don't know the meaning of the words "under the seat in front of you". 7- Whine about the high cost of flying... Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Relationships :: #5936 By Michelle Welch from Sarnia, Ontario Canada Trust If someone you trust does something against you the first time, then shame on him or her; if you trust them again and they do something against you a second time, then shame on you.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com