Police Jokes :: #22366
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It is Judgment day, and Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven.
God addresses Al Gore first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it
was your will that I did not serve as President but rather to go on to teach the world about the threat of Global Warming. And I've now come to understand that.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good, Al. Come and sit at my left hand.''
God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness, Lord. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right hand.''
Then God addresses Barrack Obama. "Barrack, what do you believe in?"
Obama replies: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
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