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Business Jokes :: #18759 By Anonymous from USA. An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer. "As you are fitting her glasses, if she asks how much they cost, you say '$150.' "If her eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $100.' "If her eyes still don't flutter, you add, 'Each.'" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Business :: #1316 By Ana Bogdanovic from Perth Australia Don't just sell your product, use it! A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one. --Henry Ford     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com