A visitor to a bed-and-breakfast inn in the country awoke early one
morning to find the farmer and his family still asleep. Slightly
irritated at not having his breakfast even begun yet, he took a glass
and went out to the barn to try his hand at milking the cow himself.
Later on his way back into the house, he met the farmer and his wife
who had just come downstairs to begin the day's work. "What cha doin'
out in my barn, fella?" the farmer demanded.
The visitor replied, "Well, I woke up at 8 o'clock and you were still
asleep, and breakfast wasn't ready, so I thought I would go out and milk
the cow myself. It took longer than I thought it would, but after a few
minutes she finally filled the glass all at one time."
He then took a long drink from his glass and asked, "Say, what kind of
cow is that, anyway?"
"We don't have a cow, son." the farmer replied. "We have a bull."
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