Lawyer Jokes :: #22396
By Anonymous from USA.
After his motion to suppress evidence was denied by the court the angered attorney spoke up, "Your Honor," he said, "What would you do if I called you stupid, degenerate, old fool." The Judge, now also angered, answered, I would hold you in contempt of court and seek to have you suspended from practicing before this court again!" "What if I only though it?" asked the attorney. "In that case, there is nothing I could do; you have the right to think whatever you want." "Oh, I see. If it pleases the court, let the record reflect, that I 'think' you're a stupid, degenerate, old fool."
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