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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Four-year-old Johnny came in from playing out in the yard
one day and asked his mom, "Mummy, where do babies come from?

"From God dear," his mother replied.

"Mummy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" Johnny
asked next.

Johnny's mother answered, "God & the police, dear."

"Mummy, if our house was on fire, who would save us?"

"God, probably working through the fire department, dear."

"Mummy, where does food come from?"

"God, working through the farmers, dear."

"Mummy?"

"Yes, dear?"

"What do we need Daddy for?"
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For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is
the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the
wives be to their own husbands in every thing. Husbands,
love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and
gave himself for it; that he might sanctify and cleanse it
with the washing of water by the word, that he might present
it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle,
or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without
blemish.

So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that
loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his
own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord
the church: for we are members of his body, of his flesh, and
of his bones.

For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and
shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one
flesh. This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ
and the church.

Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his
wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence
her husband.

Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
Honour thy father and mother; (which is the first commandment
with promise;) that it may be well with thee, and thou mayest
live long on the earth. And, ye fathers, provoke not your
children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and
admonition of the Lord. -Ephesians 5:23

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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