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Marriage Jokes :: #20225 By Frank Farrugia from Malta After 20-years of marriage the wife starts complaining to her husband that he does not love her anymore and she begs him to seek advice from her friend the local parish priest. Obliging he went, afterwards he arrives home, lifts her off her feet and carries her from one room to the other, surprised she exclaims oh! How much you love me? What did the priest tell you? Well he told me to carry my cross and that is you!! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Self-Improvement :: #5033 By John Dillow from Gresham USA. Your future, it's yours. Any straight direction in life is better than no direction at all; Or, just traveling in a circle, staying in the same place, repeating what you've already done, but hoping for something new. Stand still, the world will pass you by. Then one day, you'll wonder, where did my time go? I'm old. Your decision's today might not be perfect, but a good plan today is better than a maybe perfect one tomorrow.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com