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Male Jokes :: #333 By Jen and Christie  from Unknown Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louieville" and the other "Louiseville." They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, "Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly." The waitress goes, "Bur-ger-King." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Home Life :: #5843 By Jenny Zhang from Canada How to Pick The Best Fruit! These are some tips for picking fruit at the grocery store: Watermelon- pick watermelons that are heavy for their size, and have defined stripes. Pick ones that have less of a yellow spot: those tend to be sweeter. Oranges-pick heavy oranges that are smooth and firm. Strawberries- pick ones with fresh looking leaves. (Not wilted-looking) Bananas- pick ones that are slightly yellow and firm. (Remember, bananas that have little black spots but are still firm are perfectly ripened. They are very sweet, but can rot quickly.)     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com