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Rude Jokes :: #3429 By san from sa sa USA. A couple was making love outdoors when suddenly a bee flies into the woman's vagina. They go to the hospital were the doctor say "mmm, well with both your permission I could put some honey on the tip of my penis and try to lure him out". So the doctor puts some honey on the tip of his penis and starts to gently push it in and out of the vagina. He started pushing harder and harder up until he started ramming his penis up her vagina. The boyfriend said, "What the hell do you think you are doing". "I've changed my mind I'm going to drown the bastard"!!! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Miscellaneous :: #6101 By Michelle Welch from Sarnia, Ontario Canada Safely Get Rid Of Ants Every one at one time or another has had a problem with ants, and you have children and pets to think about how do you get rid of them and not have you, your kids, or your pets getting either sick or seriously ill. Here is an easy way to get rid of them. Get a box of baking soda and a box of icing sugar, and a container to put the mixture in. The recipe is as follows: 1/2 cup of baking soda and 1/2 cup of icing sugar and mix it well. Find where the ants nest or the trail they use and sprinkle the mix on them. The ants cannot resist the icing sugar mix and take it back to their larvae and the queen and feeds it to them. Now for the kicker the ants do not have the ability to expel gas; so the gas from the baking soda makes them blow up and they die. No more ant colony, so no more ant problem.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com