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news & politics Congressman's Money A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!" The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: news & politics Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/news-&-politics/congressman-s-money Add To:    Watch a Funny Joke Every Day Watch our featured video every day! Drawn Together: The Complete Series "Bring the party home" on DVD today!

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