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Golf Jokes :: #22243 By from Unknown A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground. The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse. 'Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball' he called. 'I'm a doctor', chimed up an old chap at the bar, 'where was she hit?' The man replied 'in between the first and the second holes'. The doctor said 'blimp, that won't leave much room for a bandage!' Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Stress Control :: #471 By Marissa McKinnies from San Antonio USA. Don't Fret From the very moment we were born, we were dying. So why sweat the small stuff? Learn to accept things for face value and enjoy life. Cherish every moment as though it were your last because this is your last time you will see today.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com