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Police Jokes :: #22361
By from Unknown

Grover said, "Havin' some problems with circle flies, enit?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are... I never heard of circle flies."

So Grover says, "Circle flies are common on Pine Ridge, ya know. They say they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's back end?"

Then Grover says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's back end."

The trooper then says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, Grover says, "Hard to fool them flies though, enit?"




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