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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Here is a good example of how easily messages (or in this
case, memos) can become distorted...

From: General Manager
To: Departmental Heads

On Friday evening at 5 p.m. Halley's Comet will be visible
in this area, an event which occurs only once every 76 years.

Please have the employees assemble in the park area outside
the building and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them.
In case of rain, we will not be able to see anything, so
assemble the employees in the canteen and I will show them
a film of it.
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From: Departmental Heads
To: Deputy Departmental Heads

By order of the General Manager on Friday at 5p.m., Halley's
Comet will appear above the area outside the building. If it
rains, please assemble the employees and proceed to the
canteen, where this rare phenomenon will take place,
something which occurs only every 76 years.
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From: Deputy Departmental Heads
To: Superintendent

By the order of the General Manager, at 5 p.m. on Friday,
the phenomenal Halley's comet will appear in the canteen.
In case of rain in the area outside the building, the
General Manager will give another order, something which
occurs only once every 76 years.
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From: Superintendent
To: Foreman

On Friday at 5 p.m., the General Manager will appear in the
canteen with Halley's Comet, something which happens every
76 years. But if it rains, the General Manager will order
the comet into the area outside the building.
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From: Foreman
To: Team Leader

When it rains on Friday at 5 p.m., the phenomenal 76 year
old Bill Halley, accompanied by his comets, will drive the
General Manager through the area outside the building into
the canteen.
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As the cold of snow in the time of harvest, so is a
faithful messenger to them that send him: for he refresheth
the soul of his masters. -Proverbs 25:13

The thoughts of the diligent tend only to plenteousness;
but of every one that is hasty only to want. -Proverbs 21:5

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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