Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 8th

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 9, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. A Student's Letter to Dad Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply Can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad Crazy Laws - Arkansas A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. In Fayetteville, AK, Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. It is illegal to kill "any living creature". It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. In Little Rock, no person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh! Want More Jokes? We here are Aha! Jokes are interested in trying out an additional subscription which we call Aha! Premium. We would like to offer you the opportunity to receive a joke a day in addition to the current weekly newsletter at a low monthly cost. However, before we launch this service, we'd like to get an interest check to see how popular such a service might be. If you're interested e-mail us at ahajokes@hotmail.com and let us know what you think! We'd also like to remind you that currently the newsletter you are subscribed to is 100% absolutely free and we will continue to offer this free weekly newsletter at no cost to you. Aha! Premium would be an entirely independent service. Keep on laughing, The Aha! Jokes team.  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someoen else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list