Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 8th

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 9, 2012!
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A Student's Letter to Dad

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply Can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

Crazy Laws - Arkansas

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

In Fayetteville, AK, Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

It is illegal to kill "any living creature".

It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

In Little Rock, no person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

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