Friday, May 11, 2012

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Family Jokes :: #18792
By Barbara Miklos from evanston il USA.

This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted. "Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and it has to be in the garage by eleven." His father said.


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Sustainability :: #3177
By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.

WHEN MORE ISN'T BETTER
Cancer is described as cells that just continue reproducing until the destruction of the host. In this sense, humans could be looked at as a kind of cancer to the host Earth.

 
 
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