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Elderly Jokes :: #14533
By from Unknown
Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So, "says the second drunk, "what's your point" "Well, "says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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Weight Control :: #107
By Claire Genet from Smithville USA.
Slowing Down
When opting for permanent weight loss, slow and steady wins the race. Both physiologist and psychologist alike back up this ideology. Physiologically, rapid weight loss usually is triggered by starvation, which sets off the fat storing mechanisms. Psychologically, it does not give one time to adjust to a new lifestyle or a new way to loss weight healthily.
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