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Police Jokes :: #473 By Anonymous from USA. 10. When you start an argument, he calls for back-up 9. Refers to bedroom as "The Pokey" 8. Secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie 7. Calls farting his "silent alarm" 6. The obvious night-stick reference. 5. You never hear him say, " OH, Man.... not donuts again !!" 4. Refers to his winkie as "the ol' breathalyzeer!" 3. Stops you in the middle of sex to ask you if you knew how fast you were going. 2. Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore. 1. YES, that IS a gun in his pocket! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #4110 By JWD from USA. My Life The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, A loop called Confusion, Speed bumps called Friends, Red lights called Enemies, Caution lights called Family, You will have flats called Jobs. - JWD -     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com