Sunday, May 20, 2012

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Musician Jokes :: #20523
By Dr Ron Grassi,DC,MS. from Jupiter Florida USA.

Two Musicians' in a major symphonic orchestra were discussing who they thought the LEAST talented musician in the band was. One of them said; that's easy. See that guy standing in the back? Well, we just put two sticks in his hands and we call him a Drummer. The other responded; well, if we take one stick away, we call him a Conductor!


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Business :: #1220
By Mark Huling from Fleming Island, Fl. USA.

Indian Proverb on attaining goals
When you shoot an arrow for distance, aim high not on the level, for even if it does not go the distance you desired, it will go much farther than it would have if you had shot it on the level.

 
 
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